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every night im like oh ow agh i am the worst! despicable filth! then i go to sleep

i think that humans should be marsupials. that we should have pouches

unzip aizawas sleeping bag to find him and his cat asleep in it

i'm a very playful person but also bashful. i like being the center of attention but also, i really don't. i am cute

someone will try and steal it someday but hes too fucking stupid to realize that

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i have drawn him using an ornamental rapier as a casting device but i wonder if that is too much

he absolutely tries to make people think it's something really cool & powerful For The Drama And Air Of Mystery it provides but its just his gender ring

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he calls it his "ring of passage" (anime OHOHO laugh track) and wont tell anyone what it does

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wizard man genders by incrementally changing different features of his. researching transformation on the wizard internet. the ring is just to help

now i'm thinking about my trans wizard oc. he wears an enchanted ring that gives a light suggestion that he is a manboy to whoever looks at him

how does..... writing work. everyone says i'm good at it but i have never understood that

i'm watching it and feel curious about how the book is different

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i should... read the howl's moving castle book? it's by diana wynne jones, i liked other things of hers when i was ~8

the best gag in my little pony friendship is magic is the really rich pony whose name is "filthy rich" and everyone refers to him as "filthy"

rape apologism 

my specific feeling when people run their mouths about how they're the victims for catching shit for publicly talking about their rape fetish is. like. if you're gonna do that at least have the guts to come to my house and kill me, personally. look me in the eye while you fish around in my torso

your common shit-mouthed pedant: uuuu don't bully people for their kinks

me: i just wanna mow hay

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