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bad furry puns about sexuality 

"No she's not a lesb-yeen, she's bite-sexual."

sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter 

[this actually happened to me, in 2019]

Cute girl: So. Before we proceed. How do you feel about Marx?
Me (nervous): Umm look I guess I'm a socialist but I don't really know enough about the political theory behind it
Her: ...
Me: I'm sorry
Her: ...
Her: Marks. Can I leave marks on your skin

re: birdsite 

@Pissybadger He'll take millions of pre-orders, delay it for 4 years, and this will be the end product - he'll claim he was inspired by the Cyber Truck's sleek design.

re: birdsite 

@Pissybadger My thoughts exactly~ You know the place is about to burn when the corpos even start running to the exits.

birdsite 

Holy crap. Apple's account unfollowed everyone and deleted all their tweets.

@arilin @cooner I grabbed a bottle of scotch from behind the bar, looked Elon in the eye, and made a rude gesture as I walked backwards out of the house.

I then did doughnuts in the yard.

drugs 

I took 50mgs of CBD and 10 of melatonin. I feel very relaxed.

I got this wonderful portrait of my fluffy family done by @reaux! :bowie_heart:

From left to right, it's @68kHeart, Teagan, @Mattie, @Timothy, myself, LuciFur, @shooshy, @lisa

OH: “I’m furry adjacent, I do Linux networking.”

Reprise: here's a painting I did a while back, of me (doggo, bottom-right) and my hubby @indy (rat-on-piano) in a jazz club, jazz just goin' everywhere!

(Peter Brötzmann version of Einheitsfrontlied)

And the other one I've been meaning to update. Most of the info is the same, but I decided to make the designs less overtly ghibli in favor of just being more raccoon-y. Also the atmosphere type just wasn't working out, so now they share atmospheres with geordians.

Also, as usual because people keep asking every time: all Hayven Celestia species are open!

Furaffinity 

Woot :D The new banner system is neat!

"admins can read your DMs"
no one reads your DMs loser

Today I decided I didn't want to be on Twitter anymore.

I'm tired of bad news and people whose only goals are finding people to hurt and control.

It doesn't feel good giving up on what it took over 10 years to build, but Elon's ego already wrecked it, so there isn't much left anyway.

No more looking back, no more cynical drama, no more bad faith arguments, no more slow emotional suffocation.

I'm ready to be part of a place where people want each other to be happy and want to help them do it.

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