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To all my American friends, happy day of obscene gluttony.

And to my non-American friends... have a gluttonous day too. You've earned it for dealing with Americans like Snafu.

Hey so Telegram is starting to try and implement more NFT shit again - please go to t.me/designers and fucking downvote this into oblivion

@brophey either/or, I think. I made an AD just so you have an extra step to opt-into my belly/butt/dick pics.

@david Oh yeah, big same. I've seen a few people make a unique hashtag for their own posts so they're easier to find.

Made tea and pumpkin donut holes today for breakfast

Mastodon's complete opposite approach to corporate social media's "pay-to-be-seen" method is so refreshing.

@brophey I never realized how much negative crap was pushed towards me by The Algorithm until I came here. I don't feel like I'm being constantly bombarded with hot takes and hate.

bad joke 

@Tana Oh my knots are hard enough, they always take a while to untie.

@Tana furries are on the higher end of the bell curve when it comes to computer literacy.

I have had to teach people how to copy/paste and where a save file is. So it's easy for us, but not for the average American.

@saintajax33 I mean, you can keep tacking them on. It's an excuse for more puns/dadaist jokes.

sex pun based on msg 

@rkniner dang, now I wish I'd gone with:

MS-The D

@rkniner I wanted to go with a funnier reply XD Plus, I saw someone else had already said something along the lines of it.

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