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thanksgiving 

Remember, in case if emergency, a sweet potatoe can be a shiv.

It is Thanksgiving in the USA. Holidays can be rough for some people, and I know they stress me out. If you're with family, or didn't make it home, I hope you have a good day regardless.

And if you need a laugh about crappy family, I have a story for you called "Emotional Support Wolf." sofurry.com/view/1789238

I'm an excellent friend-with-benefits, I come with dental (dental benefit being I bite you)

I... woke up too early, and have started cooking way too soon. -flaily paws- Mistakes have been made.

Fursona Meta 

I find lately that I don't really want to commit to going four-legged or two-legged.

Sometimes I want to be a four-legged beasty girl who prowls the woods and catches salmon with her bare teeth.

Sometimes I want to be a two-legged pretty girl who looks cute in a dress and catches salmon with her bare teeth. :blobbear_w:

Anthropomorphizationfluid. :blobbear_w:

To all my American friends, happy day of obscene gluttony.

And to my non-American friends... have a gluttonous day too. You've earned it for dealing with Americans like Snafu.

Hey so Telegram is starting to try and implement more NFT shit again - please go to t.me/designers and fucking downvote this into oblivion

Made tea and pumpkin donut holes today for breakfast

Mastodon's complete opposite approach to corporate social media's "pay-to-be-seen" method is so refreshing.

@saintajax33 I mean, you can keep tacking them on. It's an excuse for more puns/dadaist jokes.

work 

Me: "What an I doing?" -stares blankly into work computer-

Me in response: "I'm reconsidering my life choices."

meta 

I think a big obstacle any social media network faces is that it is not the year of our lord two thousand and nine

Zootopia+ easter egg! The box used to say "English Tea," but I kept complaining in every possible meeting that there could be no England there, so it needed fixed. I whined about it so often that Hans—the Head of Environments—just changed it to "Joaquín's Tea."

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