Ajax B. Corainder @saintajax33@awoo.space
In the process of moving to https://bears.town/@Saintajax33
Joined Jun 2017
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Hello customer service.
I would like to return my "being an adult" package I upgraded to a few years ago. I don't think it's been a good fit.
Please downgrade me back to the "pubby with big pawbs" level of service. I'm aware this locks a few features, but the benefits don't seem to be worth it.
Thanks!
-Ajax
Senior Borker Support Engineer
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Guns
OK!
This took all day. My office isn't that much clearer then before but it's an improvement! 🥲
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CW: NSFW, Furry Porn, Male Nudity, Sexual fluids
sad feels
I was being very productive at work today until I made myself have a sad by closing down the work slack group that I had for my team.
I'm the lone survivor. I had to put up the chairs, dust, and turn out the lights. I... I just sorta want to cry.
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With the update to v4.0 and some changes to layout and display, I kinda wanna commission some custom art for the instance!
I'm open to anyone on the fediverse who is interested in a paid commission for an icon and splash image for tech.lgbt, but my preference would be a local instance community member first
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CWs aren't some sort of Badge of Shame among the Mastodon instances. They're a part of the local culture. We use them to be good neighbors, to make godawful puns, to give each other little surprises.
That's in large part because Mastodon was built up by a pile of tired, disabled, traumatized, queer folk, and we built a space where we could engage with the world around us more easily. And then we used the same tools to be goofballs. Because that is how a human do.
(5/?)
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Last boost: I used this trick to restore this server's original verb for publishing toots, "Yiff!"
sex joke
"That otter is so wet that I'll need a snorkel to go down on her."
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Weed reference, old OCs redrawn but hotter
🎨🦡⚱️🦨 I did a warm-up doodle in between commissions today. Greg and Sheldon seem to be doing well these days. havent seen them since 2016 :)
[2022-11-15]
#OHMYRICHARDart #Cartoon #CartoonArt #MastoArt #Art #Furry #FurryArt #FurryArtist #skunk #badger #GregBadger #SheldonSkunk #weed
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Well, I guess that's one way of typing out emails... belly font lol hehe 😋
#tummytuesday
Is subtooting a thing on here? Is it just something you need to CW or is it something actively discouraged?
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🧠 there are no losers in a pie eating contest. Everyone gets pie.
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the "verify the link in your metadata" thing mastodon does, is nice and all
but it's really bad that every single instance you're federated with also sends that same request to your website after you "change" some metadata in your profile
Like... jesus christ this is a lot
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Mastodon vs. Bird Site
ME on Mastodon: *posts some jokes, writes some fiction, makes new friends*
ME just glancing at Twitter: *overwhelmed with the need to call people cocksuckers*
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Unfollow that account you hate. Stop reading that book you think is meh. Close all those tabs.
Life is simply too short.
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TERFs aren't welcome on Mastodon. If you're upset by this, I'd like to invite you to this one small instance which you'll really enjoy. It's called amontillado.cellar and it's great, just follow me down these steps
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In the process of moving to https://bears.town/@Saintajax33
Joined Jun 2017
