We're just making up an entire life story for John Mastodon now? Keep this up and he'll end up with a wikipedia page about how he is a fictional CEO spawned as an internet joke and who wins then?

Personal sexual life stuff 

So like when @Karwood made a fox character it amped up my fox bully meter and now I don't know what to do. Every time I see foxes I want to fuck them or eat them.

elon musk 

In light of the mess over at Twitter, now's as good of a time as any to push my stickers. etsy.com/listing/1355809826/ea

general pandemic talk 

I'm in the airport, and every time someone coughs I feel like my red alert sensors go off... >.> I've only seen 5 people in masks out of the 100s today. And it was none of the 12+ who were coughing.

Florida was fun, but it felt like such a whirlwind trip... I barely had time to think, and it wasn't as "chill" as I hoped for. But at least I got to see my folks,

I have really got to sit down and decide what I'm doing with my mastodon accounts. It's been hard to figure out which instance I want my "main" on. I thought maybe even mastodon.social, but that one seems to get banned from a lot of servers, so I'm not really sure what I should do. -flaily paws-

New post at terribleminds --

THE BIRD SITE IS FUCKED

"Twitter right now is a live camera feed watching a highway in an ice storm — you tune in and watch car crash after car crash, the constant shriek of metal, the spinning out of vehicles, carfires burning effulgent in the whiteout blizzard, and when you get a clear moment, when you squint, you realize every last one of those burning cars is a fucking Tesla."

terribleminds.com/ramble/2022/

LB: What's this? Oh, nothing. Just a social media site that's totally not overreacting to a competitor.

@Gargron This needs to be a shirt. You'll make enough to cover a years server cost.

Social Media Commentary 

Engagement Metrics:

Well. I’ll be transitioning to mainly here starting shortly.

The hellscape has started turning into a pogrom at the grands of a man child with too much money and no sense.

"Let's remember though- only in the most tenuous of senses..."

NSFW art, M/M handjob 

sometimes your deer friend needs some help to relax, give him a hand

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