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bloody mary after reclaiming her sanguinity

@typhlosion that's her version of morning affirmations

I like that awoo dot space is walking distance to witches town. I'm not so witchy myself but I feel like I would make a good familiar, and it would be a short commute

I read that as cryptozoology, I assume they are the same

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and I said, what about bepis at tiffany's, she said I think I remember the meme

it was dawn on the shitposting planet, Earth

the weirdest thing I remember from the novelization of The Empire Strikes Back is that there's a chapter that starts "It was dawn on the gaseous planet Bespin", like how is it dawn on a whole planet

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take a look at my face, there's no price awoon't pay

did you know that "merry" in shakespeare was slang for "horny"? so e.g. "the merry wives of windsor"

when the shitposting gets elizabethan

Divide me like a bribed buck, each a haunch: I will keep my sides to myself, my shoulders for the fellow of this walk, and my horns I bequeath your husbands. Am I awoo-dman, ha?

have all you pineapple fans considered that there's only one letter difference between bananas and ananas

but AWOOd walk five hundred miles/and AWOOd walk five hundred more sorry I've been drinking

I like that the federales are three days behind us rn, it's like we have a chance to get away, just you and me and the horses

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