saker @saker@awoo.space

the weirdest thing I remember from the novelization of The Empire Strikes Back is that there's a chapter that starts "It was dawn on the gaseous planet Bespin", like how is it dawn on a whole planet

(guitar solo)

take a look at my face, there's no price awoon't pay

(awoo)

did you know that "merry" in shakespeare was slang for "horny"? so e.g. "the merry wives of windsor"

when the shitposting gets elizabethan

Divide me like a bribed buck, each a haunch: I will keep my sides to myself, my shoulders for the fellow of this walk, and my horns I bequeath your husbands. Am I awoo-dman, ha?

have all you pineapple fans considered that there's only one letter difference between bananas and ananas

but AWOOd walk five hundred miles/and AWOOd walk five hundred more sorry I've been drinking

I like that the federales are three days behind us rn, it's like we have a chance to get away, just you and me and the horses

morning #awoosthetic https://awoo.space/media/j9xobnzFTfi_eCLeyZo

it's been a long dayweekyear

#awoosthetic du jour

if I was scared
awoo
and if I was pure
you know awoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oI27uSzxNQ

~kawooii~ (✿◠‿◠)

awooette, gentil awooette, awooette je te plumerai

awóo en français for le solidarity

json is obviously an rgonut who can't say the letter "a" for religious reasons

clojure sounds like something a therapijt would help you achieve