GOD, I REALLY WISH THIS WAS REAL.
@devurandom oh?
do elaborate o:
@sc start of the video: "We present you our inovative [sic] product"
0:20 -- "Now you can even write your thesis paper even here."
0:32 -- "Presenting the new assistant, 'Clippy'"
0:39 -- "Exclusive apps from the completely unnecessary Windows Store"
0:46 -- "Our phone is too modern for a lot of apps. Therefore, 99.9% of Windows Store apps will be unavailable."
1:01 -- "Windows 95 Mobile." "Our new product that you shouldn't buy."
@devurandom oh my fucking god does 4096 know about that iajofqndglqijogkq
@devurandom the creator of the video
@sc also 0:08 -- "It's still better than Windows Vista"
@devurandom vista wasn't even that bad... :(
@sc true. kinda unfinished and too hardware-intensive for the time, maybe. but it's no windows m.e.
@sc ahhh, the button bevels
bevels everywhere
@sc @garbados have you seen this? :) https://github.com/Baddaboo/ClassicKit
@bunnyhero @sc i haven't! that's pretty hilarious 😂
@sc whoever was writing the russian subtitles was very loose with the text and clearly had their own opinions about windows store.