what kind of fucking laptop shows you the password when you type it

"covfefe"

"hey look guys we're hip and cool and totally with the new generation"

sure lets login to everything with our own accounts on this mysterious laptop we found without checking for any kind of viruses, trojans or suspicious shit

im not sure whether to feel angry that they're still using skype or glad that they're not using discord

"who is norah c iv" as if THAT's going to get you any answers oh my lord

i feel like by using cards against humanity they're just trying to have them be as relatable to the most generic of a millennial

this movie is so inconsistent with its rules and decided to throw away the "no audio of a person without them being on screen" rule just so that the lead can say really

of COURSE the last login was on Halloween, of course

loud speakers as a jumpscare? well this movie is already desperate and i can already guarantee that those speakers will factor in this character's death somehow

the fuck is this bootleg minecraft shit

"bitcoin... that's not a real currency, right"

so these mysterious charon people have the power to make cameras glitch out with their sheer presence and make loud jumpscare noises. damn i wish i had that power

oh my god are you *trying* to make everyone leave the call

what kind of fucking mysterious snuff cult has a youtub- no, TWO youtube accounts with over 3,500 subscribers