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song, to the tune of "Hallelujah" 

I heard there was a freeware game
on AOL and heard its name
but you don't really like computers, do ya?

I downloaded the first meg,
the fourth, the fifth,
I opened it up and I felt sick
as the words were shown on my screen:
'SHAREWARE COPY'

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