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OKAY HOW THE HELL NOBODY TOLD ME THAT PIROPITO WAS THE PERSON BEHIND USERNAME 666

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this is so sad... HEEEEELLP 

Agents are... GO!

*wooosh*

The Elite Beat Agents are at your service!

Are you ready?

3! 2! 1! Go!

🎶 Despacito 
Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito 
Deja que te diga cosas al oído 
Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo 🎵

what do you call a really old programming language that keeps consistently coming back up and down in popularity?

an Old Lang Sine

who is Lang Syne, and why are they so old anyway

oh wow

i haven't seen the new masto profile pages until now

:O

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the family resemblance is astounding though the aquatic noodles have a large gut cavity for use in filter feeding, like a sponge

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ME AND MY FRIENDS UP IN HERE LISTENING TO FUCKCORE ON A SATURDAY NIGHT YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT'S NOT THE MOST REALEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED E V E R

DA MF SHARE Z0NE

when the heck is burrito galaxy 65 coming out, anyway

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Making my own post for this as well - I was commissioned by @io to do a banner for rva.party! I'm enjoying doing these community-space interpretations of mastodon instances! #mastoart

ytp quotes 

"You guys tellin me--"

"I'M NOT TELLING!!!"

"YOU GUYS TELLIN' ME--

"I'M NOT TELLLINNNGGGG--"

[Raphy beats Michael up]

"I'M TELLING,"

[Raphy smacks top of head]

i don't care

who pressed you

where you're stored

how you're made

as long as You're Pepsi~

i wonder if there are any japanese fortnite let's players

god im SO TEMPTED to pick up no man's sky but $30 is still just a tiny bit too much for me

this song i'm listening to just sampled cd-i luigi's 'SPAGHETTI'

i love furry musicians, a lot

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Mutant Standard 0.2.5! :party_face_ms:

- Party emoji!
- Sparkles, bangs and flames :bang_ms:
- Transport and places emoji
- All the Unicode 11.0 smilies! :hot_ms:
- Non-national flags

Demo:
mutant.tech/demo

Download: mutant.tech/use

More info: blog.mutant.tech/index.php/201

(pic below contains some alcohol and food emoji)

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