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I POSTED THE LINK TO BONGO CAT FORTNITE DANCE IN TIM'S CHAT AND IT LOCKED UP HIS COMPUTER TRING TO OPEN IT

plea for help 

hey uh i usually don't ask my followers this but i'm getting desperate

if you know anyone (or are anyone) in the Pacific Northwest (US) area looking for a roomie please get in touch with me asap

i don't know where the hell we're going after friday and it's looking more and more that we might be homeless? so if anyone can lend a hand please do so if you can

mike love is to the beach boys as Oracle was to Java

actually somewhat tempted to go back to windows 8.1

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okay now i WANT TO pack but we don't have any good boxes right now.

great.

still really don't wanna pack. bleh

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why do we call it congratulations when its good. it should be progratulations

if someone is really drunk, do they say "oh fuck dude i'm really Band-Aided" in the UK 🤔

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seinfeld s39, ep7: "the fursona" 

george: i'm tellin ya jerry, i really think i'd be a wolf!
jerry: [sarcastic] right.
george: i mean it! just think about all the ways i'm like a wolf in my day-to-day!
[elaine enters]
elaine: hey jerry, what's up?
jerry: you hear about this 'fursona' thing?
elaine: oh, that? i got a ref sheet months months ago.
jerry: george here says he thinks he'd be a wolf!
elaine: hah, a wolf? no way!
george: what's your fursona then?
elaine: [shrugs casually] a snow leopard.

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