A cat sat atop a tower. A passing knight spotted her and called out:
"Are you a princess, perhaps, a wizard, or dragon?"
"It's a poor cat that cannot be all three."
"Should I then court you, seek your advice, or fight you?"
"A conversation could reveal that, but you bore me."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
it was pretty black, covered in shallow craters, but looked nothing like numerous basalt pictures my friends sent me (at least as far as i recall)
today i just suddenly remembered when i was in middle school, one day, i found a rock that looked like a meteorite, just barely smaller than my palm, in my locker
and OF COURSE i proceeded to lose it. all i know is that it's somewhere in this house. maybe i'll find it again after scraping through this house
a long time ago, one of my ancestors played a prank on a wizard and the wizard was like "fuck thou, now the curse of never-pet-cat is on thine"
curses on me:
- cannot pet cats without immediately washing hands (bonus: if i pet one and don't wash my hands, i will end up with a rash or red eye sooner or later) (also sneezes a lot)
- when flower mating season begins, my eyes and nose also begin flowing with bodily fluids (maybe they're trying to respond to the mating calls?)
- can pet dogs, but after a few hours, my eyes feel odd (noooooo)
- unsure about bunnies, but i've been told they may have the same effect on me as cats
and then the next dream is about going to a school that i've never been to - i don't have my schedule so i follow my interpreter until she disappears and then i find one of my friends in the gym, he says "oh look at your phone for your schedule" but i lost my phone
oh, looks like i'm back to @scoliwings
see y'all later