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A cat sat atop a tower. A passing knight spotted her and called out:
"Are you a princess, perhaps, a wizard, or dragon?"
"It's a poor cat that cannot be all three."
"Should I then court you, seek your advice, or fight you?"
"A conversation could reveal that, but you bore me."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

*awoos with the force of a thousand aces*

i have so many small trinkets that i've either lost or still have lying around on a table. so many. i love trinkets

it was pretty black, covered in shallow craters, but looked nothing like numerous basalt pictures my friends sent me (at least as far as i recall)

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today i just suddenly remembered when i was in middle school, one day, i found a rock that looked like a meteorite, just barely smaller than my palm, in my locker

and OF COURSE i proceeded to lose it. all i know is that it's somewhere in this house. maybe i'll find it again after scraping through this house

my icon's a big ol cranky catfolk now by @sdamned@twitter.com. hewwo

tfw you draw your oc laughing and. she's. so cute laughing like that i should draw my ocs laughing more

you ever just read something that you really relate to a lot and confirm that yes you are in fact a lesbian and your soul absconds out of its vessel out of embarrassment

i think i dreamt about causing capitalism

just like, making it and then making it worse. that was me. i was laughing like a villain. BWAHAHAHAHAHA

my dreams have been quite peaceful lately... maybe i don't have to dream about death as often?

a long time ago, one of my ancestors played a prank on a wizard and the wizard was like "fuck thou, now the curse of never-pet-cat is on thine"

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curses on me:
- cannot pet cats without immediately washing hands (bonus: if i pet one and don't wash my hands, i will end up with a rash or red eye sooner or later) (also sneezes a lot)
- when flower mating season begins, my eyes and nose also begin flowing with bodily fluids (maybe they're trying to respond to the mating calls?)
- can pet dogs, but after a few hours, my eyes feel odd (noooooo)
- unsure about bunnies, but i've been told they may have the same effect on me as cats

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allergies are like these mysterious curses upon us that could incur any amount of positive or negative side effects and we could never know until something happens

NEW ICON

princessnapped of twitter is the goodest artist you should commission her

and then the next dream is about going to a school that i've never been to - i don't have my schedule so i follow my interpreter until she disappears and then i find one of my friends in the gym, he says "oh look at your phone for your schedule" but i lost my phone

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dreamt about going to a mall in a different country and i met these girls, i think they were french? french girls who signed in LSF to me and i could understand most of it so i signed back and we had a pleasant conversation

oh gosh i had a dream about having a leopard gecko and carrying it around in my pocket

cutest damn gecko ever

i think thought trains are a fun way to evaluate your current state of mind and also just in general it's like a game you can play again and again and the result'll be different every time

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