in 1st grade, my idea of programming was to slam out as much keysmash into notepad as humanly possible, and save it as a .exe file. one time, i did this on the classroom winnt pc.

to my utter shock, this actually worked, and produced a program that opened a command prompt that placed the entry caret at random positions on the screen and started printing blank pages from the computer.

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from the classroom printer* not the computer

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