STONKS OUTLOOK 

TODAY IN #STONKS people excited by prospect of getting in on the “down” market, watching various metaphorical animal corpses bounce.

Tomorrow: maybe excited over Biden winning primaries because they love to see INSURANCE PROFITS. Might remember there is a pandemic and oil price war and go on a down adventure. Markets open down.

butt holding watch: medium.

STONKS 

BUTT HOLDING WATCH: ELEVATED. Market realizing things are serious. Trump opened mouth. Stonks down 1,100+ points (4.5% ish). Travel and tourism taking a hit.

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STONKS UPDATE: Closed down 1464.94 points, down 5.86 percent. We are in a “bull market”. Basically happens when stocks come down 20% off of a high. coronavirus pandemic declared by WHO, liquidity issues making trades difficult to execute. Overall outlook not so good. Shake ur eight ball later and try again

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@catgoat excellent time to refinance if you have a mortgage though. rates are absurdly low for 15-year fixed rate.

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