eidolon @shaderphantom@awoo.space

#toilettooting

please bring me all of your teeth

Literally fell asleep 4 hours ago and woke up breaking a fever and nauseous. Fuk

I'm fuckoing sick God damn it

hey

i'm trying to make my grass DUMMY THICC

please god make it rain, i need my lawn to grow thicc

what if we didn't have to sell our labor to survive 👀 💦 would that be hot or what..........

DRINK, MY LAWN

ITCHY RASH FUCK

i like that it's called "thatch" so i can giggle like a smug idiot when i think of the word "dethatcher"

hashtag pissing on margaret thatcher's grave

man I'm gonna have to rent a power rake aren't I? this thatch problem is reeeeeally bad

If every software engineer was responsible enough to design APIs as robust and well defined as Vulkan, the world would be a much better place.

Vulkan, or how I came to love and appreciate verbose APIs

It's allergy season and sleep is now a luxury afforded to those without sinuses

As long as it's maintained effectively, you also don't need to water Bermuda much at all.

So, I'm going to mow every 3 or 4 days to really take advantage of the spring growing period.