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i'm so tired i almost want to go to bed early lol

platformer physics are hard

uses some raycasts one axis at a time

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microsoft you had the start menu perfect... why did you go and fuck it up again...

economic crisis mode 

took a shit on the nasdaq this afternoon. sorry

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Open source: enable monitoring by setting this config option in /etc/foo.cfg and adding the monitoring hook plugin to your installation

Proprietary internal software: enable monitoring by changing the application code of every application in the company

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Open source: Create a Foobar by typing createFoobar()

Proprietary internal software: Create a Foobar by ten page document involving git merges and etcd configuration changes

I love the part where I get hyperfocus on work that I actively enjoy and then I can suddenly hear every conversation on this floor of the office with superhuman clarity

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i don't really like it here because people shit all over volunteer open source maintainers for not doing things that are impossible to enforce

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IT DOESN’T NEED AMP. It’s entirely static, is as fast as or faster than AMP sites, and is served from a fast global CDN with aggressive caching.

I’m INCREDIBLY tired of Google abusing their position as the global search monopoly to push their tech on sites or fear being demoted.

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