eidolon @shaderphantom@awoo.space

hey how come smoke detectors don't have rechargable batteries

There will probably be rolling blackouts in Texas tomorrow because holy God it's hot

I tried to make a game but apparently my brain is only capable of shitposts now

real go to bed hours

i'm so tired i almost want to go to bed early lol

hey I'm gonna make a Sonic fan game in Godot now

platformer physics are hard

uses some raycasts one axis at a time

oh

microsoft you had the start menu perfect... why did you go and fuck it up again...

took a shit on the nasdaq this afternoon. sorry

i love dog

Open source: enable monitoring by setting this config option in /etc/foo.cfg and adding the monitoring hook plugin to your installation

Proprietary internal software: enable monitoring by changing the application code of every application in the company

Open source: Create a Foobar by typing createFoobar()

Proprietary internal software: Create a Foobar by ten page document involving git merges and etcd configuration changes

I love the part where I get hyperfocus on work that I actively enjoy and then I can suddenly hear every conversation on this floor of the office with superhuman clarity

oh, xmpp multi user chats suck ass. nvm

ejabberd tho?

lol remember pillowfort

i don't really like it here because people shit all over volunteer open source maintainers for not doing things that are impossible to enforce