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im gonna fuckin punch the ground so hard that the earth's core splits open

hang on gimme a minute i gotta level up my powers ok

i will use mastodon for approximately one shitpost per day until i forget

mastodon? more like mastoDON'T

sorry i have forgotten how this website works

is awoo.space still federated with the main stuff? it seems like it is

it is caturday! pls patpat a kitn to celebrate.

whoa, haven't been to this website for a while.

hello everyone

conservatives on twitter posting pics of tagged up and toppled george washington statues like “this is what antifa wants” and im like “fuck yea, dude. thats dope.”

guys: is it gay to mew? It's literally making a high-pitched, crying sound, as that of a cat. ☕️

we should stop making computers more physically capable just so that developers are forced to use resources efficiently. What the fuck do you mean your game needs 10% of my hard drive. Start over.

Two customers who are best friends: "Oh yeah we been neighbors for years but we just never talked. He was always at work, I was always at work, but we only just started hanging out since we had to stay at home."

One bought the other a $140 bottle of whiskey on a whim because "hey whens your birthday? Oh shit February? I didn't get you anything."

THIS IS WHAT LIFE CAN BE LIKE WITHOUT 40+ WORK WEEKS!!! #FUCKWORK

If you have a number in your band name, I fully expect that to be the number of people in the band.

Looking at you, Blink-182.

Water Drive for Navajo and Hopi nations 

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"Thank you to those who have already donated and to those who have committed to a donation. We have a long way to go to reach our goal. This will be an ongoing effort so your continued support will be greatly appreciated. Zaniya Pro Clean LLC and Spottedhorse Infosystems firmly believe in GIVING BACK and as Indigenous people it is our responsibility to take care of one another! We ask for your effort in this movement.

Zelle: Garrett.waln72@gmail.com
Venmo (Troi): 480-628-0568

We also ask that you please share!"

whoops i think i've been on twitter too much again. coming back here for today 💜

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