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i'll drag this car kicking and screaming to 200,000 miles if that's what it takes

ever wonder why your train is late in the mornings sometimes? well,

Can anyone take this sweet dog?
My parents took him in temporarily so his owner wouldn’t kill him (ugh), and have taken care of him for a while now.

Unfortunately, they sold their house and are moving somewhere he cannot go.

He’s submissive around people and other dogs. When he met our 4 dogs, he just rolled over to show his belly.

If you can take him in and give him a permanent home, please let me know.

We are in the Dallas area, but will gladly drive a few hours to meet up with someone.

being awake is overrated. mrowr. *does a snooze*

@netkitty pixel cat surfin' on the web all day 🏄‍♀️​

last night i had an alarmingly realistic dream about work...and now here i am, at work. dreams do come true, well, nightmares do at least

met gala? no i'm afraid i haven't met them. are they nice?

this days-late joke brought to you by: my brain

The gender neutral version of bride/groom is broom send toot

@minty_da i mean...what if my interpretation of a fantasy world is one where everyone can slope-jump really good? :o

@netkitty me too! i wanna sleep alllllllllllll day! mewwwwww! mewewew mew mrow!

Critcally Urgent Money Need 

I've just had seven bills all go out at once and I am now BEYOND my overdraft. Anything that tries to go out while I'm in this state will be automatically declined and I am in serious trouble.

If you can help in ANY WAY at all, please drop some money in my Paypal - paypal.me/maxfirestorm

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