I've just had seven bills all go out at once and I am now BEYOND my overdraft. Anything that tries to go out while I'm in this state will be automatically declined and I am in serious trouble.

If you can help in ANY WAY at all, please drop some money in my Paypal - https://www.paypal.me/maxfirestorm

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**Senator Meow** @senatormeow@mastodon.social · Aug 30, 2018, 00:36

Aug 30, 2018, 00:36

Senator Meow @senatormeow@mastodon.social

Boss: "What have you been working on?"
Me:

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**Lilac ⚧ ⚢** · Apr 28, 2019, 18:06

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**maloki 🍵** @maloki@elekk.xyz · Apr 28, 2019, 18:06

Apr 28, 2019, 18:06

maloki 🍵 @maloki@elekk.xyz

this maybe me.

"I don't mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things & get really excited"

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**Lilac ⚧ ⚢** · Apr 10, 2019, 11:00

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**KITTEN.EXE** @netkitty@cybre.space · Apr 10, 2019, 11:00

Apr 10, 2019, 11:00

KITTEN.EXE @netkitty@cybre.space

it is very important that kittens get lots of sleeps. all the sleeps

**Lilac ⚧ ⚢** · Jan 10, 2019, 08:37

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**xoey** @2015_05_09@deadinsi.de · Jan 10, 2019, 08:37

Jan 10, 2019, 08:37

xoey @2015_05_09@deadinsi.de

Boost this to instantly become gay and gain 5 skill levels in Programming

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**Lilac ⚧ ⚢** · Mar 23, 2019, 00:30

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**Lilac ⚧ ⚢** @slowbird@awoo.space · Mar 23, 2019, 00:30

Mar 23, 2019, 00:30

Lilac ⚧ ⚢ @slowbird@awoo.space

i never thought i'd write a poem,
but here it is, i should have known
to write a poem is lots of fun
i'll share mine now with everyone!
https://slowbird.itch.io/meowing-overtime-a-poem …

written for Alex Zandra's writing jam, "Writing Antholojam: Overtime Cats"
https://itch.io/jam/overtimecats

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hi! i'm a catgirl and very gay. she/her

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