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selfie - wanna see me looking grumpy before a therapy appointment on tuesday? well great then here you go 

i felt much better after therapy though!

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a bug

hey so, to be a twitch affiliate, all I need left is 50 followers... I already have 32, think we can get me there? 'u' twitch.tv/flutterbug

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ladlibertine

99 bottles of beer on the wall.
(99 bottles of beer)
You take one down;
the wall collapses.
That beer was load-bearing.

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consciousness, scary brain stuff 

i was taking a shower and i was washing my hair and thinking about something, and then all of a sudden...the water was off, and i was just standing there in the shower. i have no recollection of turning the water off, nor was i ready to turn the water off. i'm pretty sure i didn't even finish my shower (soaping and scrubbing the torso always comes after washing hair) and i have no idea what happened just now. that's kind of terrifying.

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did my best to recreate the ford probe in automation

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were-rat with scarf

tekken spinoff where it's all about fishing, the big tournament is called the king of the iron fish, hire me bamco

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a bug

you've heard of home depot, how about a bookstore called

tome depot

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hi i'm johnny knoxville welcome to jackass

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just to give you a small insight into my brain...one of the cars i created in Automation and exported to BeamNG is named the "Salad Wooper 2"

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OMG i find the best stuff on ebay. this skirt is so good

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KITTEN.EXE

mew.

mew. mew. mew.

mew! mew mew! mew!

meeeeeew!

ＭＥＷ

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oops i keep checking birdsite

look it's not my fault that not everyone is over here yet

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sleepy girl

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kitty

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Dan; Rabbit Aficionado 🏴🍞📕🐇

Boost to share the gift of opossums!

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i mean like seriously though, she complimented my wig for being "very goth and mysterious" but she also missed the purple flower hat that i've worn on previous visits

ahhh dang it she's just being nice probably

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maloki 🍵

The real superhero of mastodon.social is @CM_noelle who's been onboard the moderation team for over a year.

She's the one that gets rid of the nazis by blocking their servers.

She's the one that suspend the assholes off the instance.

She's the best. With the biggest :trebuchet:

Her Patreon is here:
patreon.com/noelleanthony

#SupportYourModerators

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ahhhh i'm like 50% split between "the cute receptionist at the lgbt center is flirting with me" and "okay but what if she isn't. you can't act on these feelings because then you'll never be able to go back there"

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KITTEN.EXE

*bounces*
*mews while in the air every time*
meeew! meeew! meeeew! :3

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