Lilac ⚧ ⚢ @slowbird@awoo.space

i mean like seriously though, she complimented my wig for being "very goth and mysterious" but she also missed the purple flower hat that i've worn on previous visits

ahhh dang it she's just being nice probably

ahhhh i'm like 50% split between "the cute receptionist at the lgbt center is flirting with me" and "okay but what if she isn't. you can't act on these feelings because then you'll never be able to go back there"

ugggggghhhhhhh i keep saying the most awkward crap to people i like and they must hate me by now

new bracelets! thanks mom 😊

i was waiting for the pizza i ordered at a local place, and they had italian tv on, and there was a guy and a lady making out on the beach but then her illusion wore off and she was revealed to be a mermaid and the guy was like shocked and horrified? i'd be like "oh heck yeah mermaid lady woo" then it was a dream and he woke up and the title came up and it was this i guess https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7583330/

i don't suppose anyone wants to buy me a pizza

i'm not sure if this is happening or possible, but it appears to me like some mastodon instances are unable to communicate with each other despite both being federated with the main big instances 🤔

wondering if i could get custom plushies made... imagine a Lilac the cat plushie

hi there, i'm a cheerful off-road car! let's go on an adventure...oh, oh no...oh dear... #thatescalatedquickly

aaaaaaaaaaaand we've done it folks! we've gone 215 mph in a 7-passenger van using technology from roughly 1990! WOOOO

it's ok it autosaved my progress phew

gotta see if i can make a better minivan-supercar than this youtube person

nooooooooooo the game froze

ahh, now we're getting somewhere

i design good vehicles