Lilac ⚧ ⚢ @slowbird@awoo.space
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- she/her
- Status
- gay
- Genre
- shitposting
- Min. Specs
- AMD Athlon XP 3200+
hi! i'm a catgirl and very gay. she/her
Joined Apr 2017
consciousness, scary brain stuff
i was taking a shower and i was washing my hair and thinking about something, and then all of a sudden...the water was off, and i was just standing there in the shower. i have no recollection of turning the water off, nor was i ready to turn the water off. i'm pretty sure i didn't even finish my shower (soaping and scrubbing the torso always comes after washing hair) and i have no idea what happened just now. that's kind of terrifying.
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tekken spinoff where it's all about fishing, the big tournament is called the king of the iron fish, hire me bamco
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you've heard of home depot, how about a bookstore called
tome depot
just to give you a small insight into my brain...one of the cars i created in Automation and exported to BeamNG is named the "Salad Wooper 2"
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mew.
mew. mew. mew.
mew! mew mew! mew!
meeeeeew!
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oops i keep checking birdsite
look it's not my fault that not everyone is over here yet
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i mean like seriously though, she complimented my wig for being "very goth and mysterious" but she also missed the purple flower hat that i've worn on previous visits
ahhh dang it she's just being nice probably
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The real superhero of mastodon.social is @CM_noelle who's been onboard the moderation team for over a year.
She's the one that gets rid of the nazis by blocking their servers.
She's the one that suspend the assholes off the instance.
She's the best. With the biggest 
Her Patreon is here:
https://www.patreon.com/noelleanthony
ahhhh i'm like 50% split between "the cute receptionist at the lgbt center is flirting with me" and "okay but what if she isn't. you can't act on these feelings because then you'll never be able to go back there"
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*bounces*
*mews while in the air every time*
meeew! meeew! meeeew! :3
anxiety, bad brain stuff
ugggggghhhhhhh i keep saying the most awkward crap to people i like and they must hate me by now
transformation; mermaids; hetero
i was waiting for the pizza i ordered at a local place, and they had italian tv on, and there was a guy and a lady making out on the beach but then her illusion wore off and she was revealed to be a mermaid and the guy was like shocked and horrified? i'd be like "oh heck yeah mermaid lady woo" then it was a dream and he woke up and the title came up and it was this i guess https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7583330/
- Pronouns
- she/her
- Status
- gay
- Genre
- shitposting
- Min. Specs
- AMD Athlon XP 3200+
hi! i'm a catgirl and very gay. she/her
Joined Apr 2017
