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mad libs for future arts and crafts streams. (please fill out in replies)
-boi passive ittem:
-good pokemon:
-obscure undertale character:
-weird item from the mother franchise:

alt: bootleg cheap thrills successor thats just me doing elaborate diy nerd merch and going in public w/ them like its an okay thing to do

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blog for bootleg fortnite fashion being modeled by me including cheap thrills diy knockoffs

do job interviews in flannel-lined cargo pants for power

will hear abt possibility of getting job @ assisted living place within the day maybe probably B))))))

its for an assisted living place not like, a starbucks. it just took place @ a starbucks it owned.

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pals pre-job-interview posting: job interview in 2 hours! Wish me luck :)

me pre-job-interview posting: job interview in 2 hours! you ever think about how married pearl and marina are? sometimes I do. I cry sometimes when I do that. Anyway yeah im heckn stoked

this ones for all the sapiosexuals out there

t h e b r a i n f l o a t

@Ope@snouts.online the real star on that track is neither of the singers, but the l a mb

@Ope@snouts.online i love that bit best because its like. good job lamb!!!! you did it!!!!!!!!!!

someday they'll add a character to fortnite's BR mode with big bappy paws.

then you'll all come crawling to me. roxanne. singing high praise of my jokes about depression era fortnite dance marathons and how you want to add me (im snugcrow there btw. please play gun minecraft with me im lonely)

old: fire, earth, wind and water elementals
bold: radioactive plasma, polished marble, second hand weed smoke, and soda elementals

clarification (kinda - but mostly +) 

this was a joke. but tomorrow is busy and sleep is really, really hard as of late (not from coffee or w/e but because of some problems w/ mh) so i just wanted to post a bit about it. i'll do good! ill win and probably get >4 hours of sleep

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my pals: job interview tomorrow, hoo-ee i best get a full nights rest
me, somewhat irresponsibly: im gonna nap for precisely four hours at midnight before a phone and in person interview tomorrow. with the use of coffee and an iron will, not god or man can stop me. reach heaven through violence

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downed a bottle of mtn dew (the regular sized ones) and am ready 2 reach heaven thru violence

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