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excited for my blood bowl Halfling team to hit the big time leagues................my third or fourth game.....................a win........god's plan........

Here's your yearly reminder that Christmas is actually Halloween because Dec 25 = Oct 31

addendum: end of 2 was "group them into groups containing 1 book of each category)

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1. pick 2+ categories of book.
2. select an equal amount of books for each category.
3. on completion of each, and based on w/e , award the following to whichever ones are relevant: most accessible prose, most applicable things learned, and most new things learned. each is worth a point. whichever one got the most points is The Victor and that category gets a point. if its a tie. idk. pick yr fav.
4. at the end, whichever one got the most points is the winner.

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writing up elaborate fantasy sports esque rules for reading educational books. will post when completed

drug 

i vape and play fortnite, thus making me the ultimate 21 y/o gen z

What if we put Fred Flintstone's head on top of Frog's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

they want a drivers license. job LIKELY NOT GOT.........PRAY 4 ROXANNE

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cisgendered? in THIS economy???? do you fucking KNOW how much genders cost?????

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