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@VoxSomniator @daylight when you die you're either sent to rhythm heaven or bullet hell

replace all instances of the word 'post' in your life with 'toot'. for example. tootpunk. tootmodern. lamptoot. washington toot. first past the toot. la toote. deutsche toot. united states tootal service.

Kramer: [bursts into the room] Jerry! I—

Jerry: [shoots Kramer dead]

SCENE: The camera pans out, displaying Jerry, entrenched in a fort constructed of his home's furnishings, wielding a hunting rifle. Mounds of instances of Kramer, each subtly different and each dead, litter the room.

Kramer: [bursts into the room] Jerry! I—

Jerry: [shoots Kramer dead]

Got a dedicated online for plants and tech and whatever at @Snugcrow@lazy8.social

me when i had this made on cafepress in 2016: dumb, this will stop being funny in 6 months

me taking this out of the cupboard in 2018: haha BEEN

@aflightybroad SO! gonna do a bunch of basic herbs or lettuce until i save up enough for a dutch bucket system and grow those SPECIALTY REALLY HOT PEPPERS to sell at the farmers market

PLANTS are good im working on a small scale hydroponics thing and its GOOD

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