Brain: It is finally fall time to stop wearing bright colors and go back to comfy goth mode.
Me: But it's like 80---
Brain: Scarves and leggings and socks and skirts with too many layers and---
Me: The sun is still---
Brain: NO WE MUST WEAR LAYERS OF BLACK
Me: Okay but I'm not wearing boots.
Brain: As long as your skirt is long enough so nobody notices.
Me: FINE.