assistant fox keeper @somekindofcrow@awoo.space

@mcmoots@a.weirder.earth Also I am amused that one of the "top rated" lesbian erotica has only a shirtless man on the cover.

@mcmoots@a.weirder.earth I am there now because I'm curious and these are the options Amazon gave me as filters.

Alpha Males
Angels
BBW
Bikers
Billionaires
Cowboys
Devils & Demons
Dominant Women
Ghosts
People in Uniform
Rockstars
Shapeshifters
Vampires
Werewolves

I want to cry.

@mcmoots@a.weirder.earth This is the worst thing.

Current status: frantically looking up how areas in San Francisco are referred to so I don't end up being the equivalent of the tourist who says Pike's Place or writes Capital Hill.

@Sparrow It's kind of expected that it's spent on booze so.

Adding that 3rd can of cream of chicken soup to Generic American Casserole was the best idea.

@anthracite At first I was very confused. And then I remembered that we have subway like a real city now.

Taking a hot bath rapidly became a terrible idea as the water cooled off. :(

@Sparrow congrats now farm some things and date some cuties

I want to take a bath but don't have a stopper for my bathtub drain, so I spent the last 10 minutes googling for a solution.

But everything the internet gave me were about stopping kitchen sinks and I was like "I don't need that I already have a kitchen sink stopper!"

So anyway I'm going to facepalm myself, move the stopper from one room to the other, and then go take a bath.

Spent the day playing Zelda and eating Indian food.

It was a good day I suppose. :3

@memnus@octodon.social that accurately describes my life right now

@anthracite I tried to google to find the Pike Place one and apparently there's a guild! https://seattlewoodturners.org/

Putting Indian food in crock pot last night before going to bed was the best idea.

@anthracite Like, I know there are pen turners in Seattle. I've seen at least one at every not-targeted-to-millennial large craft fair and there's always one at Pike Place...

Thanks friends I drove home safely. Took the long way to avoid freeway fuckery as well as steep uphill.

Okay Seattle people I have a question. Is it safe to drive out there?

@Sparrow not all fungus is created equal

@mcmoots@a.weirder.earth I generally find Bar Keeper's Friend (the powdery kind) to be super effective in these situations.

@anthracite I imagine it being basically as bad as the Reddit meetup was...