assistant fox keeper @somekindofcrow@awoo.space

Okay my testosterone level went up after a solid month of meds what the fuck ahhhhhhhhhhh

It's probably normal and I shouldn't panic until I talk to my doctor Friday but ahhhhhhhhh.

@rey That is amazing.

@mxsparks I look at it and I keep thinking that S S is like the tier/rarity rating from a game and you're like super duper rare and awesome.

Me: I am not good enough and I am not doing enough.
Also Me: Why am I still at work 3 hours past when I should have left?
Also Also Me: Capitalism!
Also Also Also Me: Why do I feel like I'm burning out?

Okay I think I realized why I'm okay with this movie and not overwhelmed with feelings.

1 - there is literally a giant deus ex machina glove and it's a comic book nothing can be taken at face value

2 - I very much emphasize with Thanos in that if the right half the people died many of my problems would probably be solved

@literorrery Okay I can see how this is hot if it's consensual instead of passive aggressive.

Okay I can stay home and play video games and curl up in bed and be sad.

Or I can put on a dress and go outside and be social.

Life is difficult why is life difficult.

@memnus@octodon.social that is mine as well

re: gamora and loki in a movie where it's established that there are reality/time bending artifacts i am hesitant to take anything at face value...

They did it.
I thought they might but wasnt sure.
But they did it.
They was beautiful.

Also the message after the post credits scene? A masterpiece.

@literorrery
Oh wait I have figured it out just as I tapped send.

@literorrery
What is this mysterious hashtag???

@literorrery
Yes

I spent WAY too much time photoshopping this.
I'm sorry.
I'm actually not.

(Source for fox image is https://angeldice.deviantart.com/art/Nine-tailed-fox-276426878 according to Bing.)

I accidentally knocked a bunch of things off my bedside table and let's just say that a vibrator that's on + glasses + sharp corners of bedside furniture means that I need new lenses for my glasses.

@mawr AHH PUPPER!!!

Pretty sure the only reason why I'm not curled up in a ball crying is because I'm too broken to have anything resembling a healthy display of emotions.

Hi friends so I've been away for a bit.

Work has been intense. I'm currently in maybe 6x crisis mode at work? 7x? It's unclear how bad things are because if I stop and assess I'd cry.

My current stress and depression levels are super high. This morning I had to consciously tell myself to not give up for the first time in a while. Also I just ate salsa and chips 30 min past bedtime and then chased it with two spoonfuls of Nutella I feel sick right now.

I bought the purple ones. Because I didn't *need* a dozen pairs of panties and also I didn't have enough money on the gift card to buy all of them because I also had to buy toilet cleaning products since I'm an adult.

Oh no.

Do I buy the pink/black panties.
Or the purple/red/black panties.

Why is the store giving me a choice.

Boss: Right now you're the only man of color in the teaching faculty---
Me: Well I have some bad news for you...

(No I did not actually say that because coming out at work would be a very bad idea ha ha ha ha.)