assistant fox keeper @somekindofcrow@awoo.space

Hey I'm having a barbecue at my place Sunday 8/5! Come hang out and eat food and stuff. PM me here or on Faceboop if you're interested and/or want more details!

Awoo?

Click on the image and note the name of the church.

This is amazing and terrifying.

Join us.

He lives.

Tried to do a reverse-pomodoro timer thing today: alternating 20 minutes of video games and 5 minutes of cleaning, or sometimes 25 and 10. It's working a lot better than expected. I actually have a living room again.

Okay so she's still training the puppy and it's very very very very hard to resist sitting or responding whenever she's giving commands or going "who's a good girl?".

My friend got a new dog and the dog is huge.

She also has a giant ass dog cage in her living room and I am resisting the urge to crawl in it.

Today someone asked me "wait is wanting to fuck dragons some kind of universal trans experience?" and I'm not actually sure I have enough counterexamples to say no to that.

I left out the very important detail where I'm not just a princess but a quarter-bird princess.

Welp.

Me at 35: I don't think I starting realizing I'm trans/furry until very recently.

Me at 19: Here's a performance piece titled "why wasn't I born a girl???" also check out my webcomic featuring anthropomorphic animals being sad.

Me at 9: Here's a story I wrote where I am a princess and my boyfriend is half-dragon and we're in a polygamous relationship with a mermaid and a tiger.

Found a folder labelled "high school shit" which contains report cards, honor roll certificates, and furry dickgirl porn hidden between perfect attendance awards.

I am so good at hiding my porn I surprise even myself.

Digging through all the shit I have stored and ignored (read: repressed) in my parents' basement.

Finding a lot less dysphoria than expected, and a whole hell a lot more of the okay wow how long did it take for me to say that I'm trans the signs were so obvious???

Okay so one consolation of being on this coast visiting family is that the food is cheap and pretty darn good and we just ate two lobsters stir fried and a plate of pig intestines for like 25 bucks.

@mmsword Have you been to http://dongtingchunusa.com/Menu yet? I heard it is relatively new and am intrigued...

So one of the things that took aggro off people telling me stupid things is that one of my cousins now runs a successful food business and he owes his success to a short appearance on Parts Unknown.

And so of course people started talking about suicide and mental health and let me tell you wow they suck at being good at talking about those things.

But it is over now and also holy fuck yeah he deserves to be on Parts Unknown his food is good.

omg it is done

Thanks for the support frens. uwu

Okay so the mental bingo card I prepared for this was way too optimistic for this shit I was just told that I should start smoking so I can lose weight.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

So hey I'm on a 2+ week trip to visit family and I'm not out to them and it's a week in and I'm fighting off depression with squidgirls and internet and looking at pictures of pride things I didn't get to go to.

Anyway that's why I haven't even been on here silently booping your toot snoots.

Tomorrow I wake up early fucking o'clock to see people I haven't seen for a decade (there's a reason for that) I fucking love this whole thing very much yes.

My Instagram feed is now covered in gender reveal party photos from a college friend she is dead to me now.

Like, when you say "gender reveal" it's really "does it look like that our fetus has a penis from this shitty low res ultrasound image" and gender essentialism aside I'm not interested in your unborn fetus's genitals because I'm not some kind of super-pedophile tyvm.

You can tell which of the locals are queer on my Faceboop timeline because the queer ones are going OMG JANELLE MONAE CONCERT and the not queer ones are going OMG MY COMMUTE.