assistant fox keeper @somekindofcrow@awoo.space

Okay now that I actually know how Telegram works let's try this again:

I'm sevenishmagpies on Telegram feel free to add me and stuff. :3 :3 :3

Hi I am on telegram now please add me and send me furry things?

Question for local goth-leaning folks:

I am thinking about going (alone) to the thing sponsored by gothic pride Seattle on Sunday night is that a good idea?

Trying to deal with health insurance stuff so I can not pay full price for the shit I need was so annoying and taxing that instead I called my high school to update the gender marker in the alumni records.

Fuck the medical bureaucracy.

Okay usually when I do the work to organize a meetup for a group that's like "omg we need ppl to organize meetups there's a huge demand" it takes a few meetups before I'm the only one who shows up.

So I didn't know where my passport card was for two years because I had it somewhere for safekeeping and forgot where because depression.

Turns out they were under the spare butt plugs.

Current title for my nonexistent youtube "maker" series is Short Skirt and Long T-Square.

Okay so I'm very definitely not the kind of lesbian who wears flannel and uses power tools.

I'm the kind of lesbian who wears sundresses and uses power tools.

So in case you're in LD 48 like me and are confused as to who to vote for in representative no. 2 because nobody (including the Stranger) covers it here's the breakdown:

Amy Walen is a proven politician (mayor of Kirkland) who looks like the kind of feminist who only cares about white cis women.

Cindi Bright is a woman of color and she actually cares about poor/queer people.

So yeah don't fucking vote for Amy even though she'll probably win.

Hey I'm having a barbecue at my place Sunday 8/5! Come hang out and eat food and stuff. PM me here or on Faceboop if you're interested and/or want more details!

Awoo?

Click on the image and note the name of the church.

This is amazing and terrifying.

Join us.

He lives.

Tried to do a reverse-pomodoro timer thing today: alternating 20 minutes of video games and 5 minutes of cleaning, or sometimes 25 and 10. It's working a lot better than expected. I actually have a living room again.

Okay so she's still training the puppy and it's very very very very hard to resist sitting or responding whenever she's giving commands or going "who's a good girl?".

My friend got a new dog and the dog is huge.

She also has a giant ass dog cage in her living room and I am resisting the urge to crawl in it.

Today someone asked me "wait is wanting to fuck dragons some kind of universal trans experience?" and I'm not actually sure I have enough counterexamples to say no to that.

I left out the very important detail where I'm not just a princess but a quarter-bird princess.

Welp.

Me at 35: I don't think I starting realizing I'm trans/furry until very recently.

Me at 19: Here's a performance piece titled "why wasn't I born a girl???" also check out my webcomic featuring anthropomorphic animals being sad.

Me at 9: Here's a story I wrote where I am a princess and my boyfriend is half-dragon and we're in a polygamous relationship with a mermaid and a tiger.

Found a folder labelled "high school shit" which contains report cards, honor roll certificates, and furry dickgirl porn hidden between perfect attendance awards.

I am so good at hiding my porn I surprise even myself.

Digging through all the shit I have stored and ignored (read: repressed) in my parents' basement.

Finding a lot less dysphoria than expected, and a whole hell a lot more of the okay wow how long did it take for me to say that I'm trans the signs were so obvious???