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@bleak meanwhile i'm just over here mentally replacing the drums in yammy gang with syllables of whomst'd'ven't'll'dst're've'lln't'd

there are people who've been renting out houses and apartments for decades, making money hand over fist they never worked a day in their lives for. buying luxury cars and taking lavish vacations off the dime of all their tenants.

it's real fucked up my two favorite biomes are desert and swamp

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NIST english is the columbian/usonian equivalent of the queen's english btw, it's shorter and more specific than "standard" and also i feel like more people should know about the national institute of standards and technology

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@bleak jokingly translated "yar" into "yes, alright" and now i cannot stop saying "yes, alright" to everything except where i would use "yar" (because "yar" is not "yes, alright" but "i got'chu, fam" and other related things that do not exist in NIST english, consarnit)

@bleak @slimekat@mastodon.social someday in like a year i will finally get around to developing what i shot today

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