> rocket@silverhaze.eu @spinach@awoo.space

@plsburydoughboy hey you take that back this instant

*flashback to asking the slightly younger teens at the amusement park to get off the vf4 evo cab they were leaning on while watching tekken tag fights so i could get in some time with the realest fighter ever made at the end of my shift, always solo, no quarter ever put up*

@plsburydoughboy mk is best when weird also ayyyy what's this about virtua fighter not getting mentioned *offers to wreck you at vf4*

"redmond, would you mind not smoking for awhile?"

barry: "godda vape hard, m'lady"

yr boy is a asshole still

now barry's getting married and the chaplain's all "yeah, y'all could fuck, but you better remember god watchin and you gotta fuck pious"

haaaaa this shit has a goddamn intermission.

@kel tell me about it, there's folks still stuck on them ocean sounds compilation CDs for their naptime needs.

barry at the cardgame gettin at the woman with the tallest hat. throws down his two pair, aces high, winkin like "whom'st plumage"

some of the colors on these coats are 👌🏿choice

@kel i have a copy of strangelove somewhere, it's been a wonderful sleep aid

@fjthom@mastodon.social my mind has been trained to expect a ratio of pleasantry to fucking in period pieces and this movie, though thirsty as fuck, is failing heavily at the heat.

@thefishcrow they don't

probably could've watched and been into the shining had i got around to it before hearing what happened with shelley duvall, a childhood fave who didn't deserve none of that shit.

does anybody actually like stanley kubrick or is that a thing people say? i mean, i fuck with full metal jacket and 2001, but

the problem with grabbing for bigger numbers on the bleeding edge of technology i guess is the numbers is always goin up forever

this movie. i wouldn't call it "good" compared to like lifetime or skinemax and the candlelit scenes got kind of obsolesced by more sensitive filmstock and then digital cameras that can see in the dark damn near, but the shit looks good anyway whenever they shoot indoors. good flick to look at in stills imo.

haaa not thirty seconds after that, yr boy got caught and conscripted into the prussian army.

and goddamnit now he out here fucking up the spy mission 'cause he got homesick. this here is why feudalism died, nobility is worthless lol

how the fuck dude out here giving his name as "fakenham" like he slick

@bleak 💀