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@eris@mastodon.social sony: just stick a number on it, we're not gonna make another name, fuck that

sega: you know what? i'm over it, bye

nintendo: w-wait i can totally do this. this cube plays games, right? so

sega: *leaves*

@datapup@mastodon.social overfishing is really hard, it took whole communities of colonizers years to do it and without a profit motive there's little need to pile on the fish anyway

most of the runaway environmental problems aren't individuals acting on their own but industry

SHOUTS OUT TO BEPIS, WHOM'ST'S INVADED MINE SPEECH

@thefishcrow when the broke down they started walking

but whom'st been they horny ol' crunchers been voring all day

@thefishcrow but whom were they -ing whilst squelching and snorting all day

kitchen light flashes, triangles up. churning and burning, whom'st squirms in my cup

@thefishcrow

bonus

"and though she looks so sad in photographs, you'll absolutely love her

when she "

@thefishcrow

@poopdoggyballs@mastodon.social MESSAGE ME THREE TIMES

@thefishcrow @bleak it was warioware b-ball at most, gotta catch them last seconds!

spinach facts addendum 

not so much the football guy pulling a forehead at a forehead (although sometimes,) but more like that drinking bird toy except it's my forehead making contact and not the beak i don't have (for i am a sloth)

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