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spinach facts 

i always feel like affectionately headbutting people, today more than most days

i'm very tired
fucking exhausted
too much running around at gdc
not enough sleeping after
anyway, ch'all up to?

@online@mastodon.social two. thousand. hearts. of storage capacity. that's two. thousand. file cabinets. of storage capacity.

horrible poly pun 

asked a poly person about their paramour they said "i usually have a pair or more"

@uglymachine i forgot to compliment you on the care with which you removed the tiny bramble from my hair so here goes: "dang, emi's really not one for splitting hairs"

@online@mastodon.social sometimes your accessories fashion you instead

@online@mastodon.social if the bloods started a film studio (i can dream, okay) they'd make b movies starring blint beastwood, bate blanchett, bedrik yarbrough and all the rest of the hollywood belebrities.

@online@mastodon.social WHITHER SUBSTANCE, IF NOT TO DECLARE ONE'S GAY ROCK FOLKLORE LOVE UNTO THE EARTH HERSELF

is sam coupé the only computer with a name that could be a regular ol' person's name

or is the other one like

federico maria towns (marty)

@online@mastodon.social the nintendo revolution, the masses' only nintendo wish

@online@mastodon.social eat the nintendo rich (from a nintendo dish)

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