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food, absurd 

somebody make a pancake the size of a bed throw it over me before it is cooled and tuck me in, i'll know what to do

@thefishcrow @bleak turns out the magic was inside you the whole time also you should watch it with us sometime.

presenting YOUR SOUND CARD WORKS PERFECTLY!!, a mix of retro FM synth music: youtube.com/watch?v=Q62UFv4QiU

@Raccoon "you can pay as much for it as you like" has become my stock answer

they can pick up a lot of weight relative to their body mass and also they can tell you they're sorry, and mean it.

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ants and hercules beetles are paragons of strength

@online@mastodon.social the things you want to be able to do, start doing lesser versions of repeatedly until you can do greater versions of

or uh

ask @bleak about them wing chun vids they'll get you strong as an ant

@oceangrunge@mastodon.social this

this pleases me

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