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"body swap machine results in two people feeling weird for a few hours but basically remaining unchanged" just doesn't have that zing.

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i'm into those even though i don't believe in a separation of mind and body i just can't help it okay

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o fuck where's more good body swap stories i just remembered i'm into those

touch 

what fiend decided to call it cuddling and not the biceptennial

@bleak informs me it is because darnielle keeps a fan in the room while recording.

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fact: i cannot be heard over the mountain goats, ask @bleak

also on the list: icecream shops, microwaves, stove fans,

i've never seen braveheart.

o god this is where all the crustpunks got their fashion innit

GARAK: How thoughtless of me not to consider the effect the destruction of my homeworld would have on your business. These must be trying times for you. Be brave.

cave story mild spoilers and it's 2008 

played cave story, fucked up and took the booster the first time. not worth finishing if curly ain't in it

bawdy limerick 

there once was a fellow named Yorick
who could, upon feeling euphoric
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three types of erection
Corinthian, Ionic, and Doric.

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naga #vore 

up and down, it continues, no sound except the dry leaves against my tail, by now i've learned to be quiet, up and down, i've takin in the last, my throat pulls, remember to breathe, i stretch, i am, i'm tired, i've made my private place, under brush, to sleep and be stretched, until i grow, i go to it and down and down and down into sleep, fat and lazy, the odd twitch along me waking me, i quiet it and i breathe and i breathe and i sleep.

naga #vore 

jaw popped wide and still over this final unbroken bone on top i move up and down, when was the last meal this size, walking my teeth over rapidly cooling flesh, up and down, loosening my coils but not too quickly lest it fall and that's fine but i like to keep form, up and down, and i'm past its chin and its neck and the rest will be easy except where i feel myself stretching to take in my quarry, up and down, remember to breathe, up and down, marching my teeth down torso, waist, leg,

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naga #vore 

tired and weak as i am still feeling the press of my body against itself, skin creaking against skin, sliding tighter and tighter, pressing in every direction, in one direction – inward – until the pop as something slackings that pushed in one direction – outward – and every direction pushes less, the air wrung out, the fight wrung out, the life packed tight into this envelope, i slacken, my own muscles popping as they loosen and i hang, just enough to hold my treat, i slide over,

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