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computer is short for comput'adore, who doesn't love to compute?

at a toasty 49°F it was almost too warm out to wear them

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on that note: who the hell decided to call it "pornography" and not "eromancy"

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i won't look this up but just now i'm imagining the origin of the word "romance" came from somebody taking the greek suffix '-mancy' as in magic user and applied it to a world class flirt. a real eromancer, you know?

cc @bleak

only just occurs to me part of the mischaracterization of automated computers as approximations of human minds is a mischaracterization of the human mind as rational. that old fuckin holdover from the construction of white supremacy. glad kant is dead.

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zickall this scratchin's makin' me itch

and that's fine, tables and charts are dope. i'm into abstract representations of information, they keep my thoughts lined up.

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minds aren't rational, idk what the fuck dudes is on with that. if they were, computers wouldn't have needed tables and charts to externalize shit back before that job got automated away.

also i am the most active poster at awoo.space by my own cursory estimation done over the course of three grueling seconds.

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#introductions hi gang i am spinach 

i am a black ace enby lover of swamps and history (black, film & computer, mainly). i'm a photographer, songwriter and voice user in a general sense. i am a huge fan of each and every one of you doing crime for the overall betterment of society to the detriment of the ruling elite and i want to make sure you all know that. i am a house mother with no house (on that note HALP lol except really)

@bleak also forever disappointed pirates of darkwater got canceled, that shit was my shit

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@bleak forever disappointed there was never a '90s pirate with 'tude cartoon property with the catchphrase "a blast from avast!"

"Millenials are Killing the Singing Telegram Industry" okay but boomers are killing humans

"fuck you, you're not my id" – me to @bleak just now, it was a good moment

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