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@uglymachine i forgot to compliment you on the care with which you removed the tiny bramble from my hair so here goes: "dang, emi's really not one for splitting hairs"

is sam coupé the only computer with a name that could be a regular ol' person's name

or is the other one like

federico maria towns (marty)

i've upset @bleak with that toot or at least set off that good shittalk reflex, haha

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booze again 

got cursed by the bourb and it was nice

waddup y'all i'm shittalking vanguards here on masto this fine morn

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"coup" is actually a shortening of the word "comeup"

there is no rev that will free the people. there is only organizing until the state is obsolesced.

e-f-f-e-c-t
a swamp organism organizin correctly

i should sleep

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i am a swamp fiend and not a microphone fiend and so these guidelines likely do not apply

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guide to expressing things are cool and you've not gotten upset 

-kick holes in speakers
-pull plugs
-jet

who wants to marry me into someplace with steady access to tity pills and psych meds far away from the states for my birthday

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today i use my bod as an affront to a landlord. i mean i already was but today it becomes clearer to said landlord.

@bleak is listening to real good sticky noisy something right now i can feel in my back teeth and it's a fine morning.

night trap is my two little sisters' favorite game of all time and i think about it often. i don't know much else out of fmv games that was so heavily informed by the fact you're watching video. your interface is a switchboard. it's good.

it's got the things i like: baseball, oversharing but with minced language, complete disregard for authority. and yet it is killing me. completely destroying me from the inside out. i haven't caught my breath since digging it up again to post here. this is it, it's the end of me, died doing what i love, laughing at shit jokes.

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