dear mom and dad:
ok i know we're having trouble paying all the bills but listen
i need to buy some chunky yarn and a giant crochet hook A.S.A.P.
what?
no, no of course i'm not going to be really excited about this for a week and then drop it, just like the last ten hobbies
how could you even THINK that
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