滝 @taki@awoo.space

No, I've never been diagnosed with autism. Why do you ask?

Over the weekend I went to one of those haunted house places. It was fun!

Things that are scary:
❌ Carefully composed horror scene
✅ An actor is blocking my way and I don't know what's expected of me

Hooray for early voting. Fast, easy, no line.

Won't make a difference in the presidential because my state is 💯 blue but the senate race matters and I got to vote for a state constitutional amendment to protect abortion access.

Just saw Smile 2. It rules.

How do they cast for these? Does every audition start with "Show me your fucked up smile."?

I may be the only person in the world in the target audience for this, but it entered my mind and would not leave.

I'm gonna keep on snacking at the...

I hate how companies are settling on the ✨ emoji to represent AI features. I liked that emoji!

The beach volleyball venue below the Eiffel Tower is an incredible flex by France and I truly respect it.

I wonder how long I could trap a man in an elevator by refusing to exit first.

Playing the free NYT games every morning in bed as a benchmark to see if I'm actually awake. If I can't solve Wordle, I shouldn't be driving to work.

Bring 👏 back 👏 chrome 👏 planes

I went to the Udvar-Hazy air and space museum today. I knew it was cool but the only specific thing I remembered was here was the Blackbird. I basically got jump scared by the Enola Gay. There's also a Concorde and a space shuttle. This place is incredible.

@atpfm @siracusa A machine in the shape of a laptop but with the safety of an iPad would surely be an "iBook", right?

I think of a lot of my stories as being "Twilight Zone but horny". Like, it's a mostly normal world as far as the main character knows, but then something weird [horny] happens and they have to deal with it.

Some absolutely awesome new art. Killer vibe in this one.

Artist post: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/56455843/

It is cruel that I have to go up stairs to leave the gym.