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Tomorrow morning I'm doing the beginner length triathlon again. I'm excited. I wasn't able to get in as much training as I wanted but I still have a shot at beating my previous time.

Big uppies.

I have doubled the number of National Parks I have been to in my life.

Me: i'm going to plan a road trip that hits some of the most beautiful National Parks.
Also me: Gotta get a selfie with Mothman too though.

You don't say...

Trans people get to have so many delightfully surreal experiences that the cis miss out on. For example, I had multiple medical professionals look at my vulva and be like, "Oh, that's a good one."

I heard today was a good day for getting high?

What's the point of a vest? Are there people out there like, "My arms are plenty toasty but my body is so cold."? Is this a thing people actually experience?

I've started to skip days on dilation and it's making it hard to maintain my Duolingo streak.

Plushes understand that falling off the bed just happens sometimes, but it's still important to hug them when you retrieve them.

Well this is annoying. To the tire's credit, I ran over a brick at 70 mph so it could have been a lot worse.

My go-to euphemism for bottom surgery has been "remodeling my basement" but I might switch to "playing Slay the Spire".