No, I've never been diagnosed with autism. Why do you ask?

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Over the weekend I went to one of those haunted house places. It was fun!

Things that are scary:
❌ Carefully composed horror scene
✅ An actor is blocking my way and I don't know what's expected of me

Hooray for early voting. Fast, easy, no line.

Won't make a difference in the presidential because my state is 💯 blue but the senate race matters and I got to vote for a state constitutional amendment to protect abortion access.

Just saw Smile 2. It rules.

How do they cast for these? Does every audition start with "Show me your fucked up smile."?

Dumb meme referencing a porn site 

I may be the only person in the world in the target audience for this, but it entered my mind and would not leave.

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I hate how companies are settling on the ✨ emoji to represent AI features. I liked that emoji!

The beach volleyball venue below the Eiffel Tower is an incredible flex by France and I truly respect it.

I wonder how long I could trap a man in an elevator by refusing to exit first.

Playing the free NYT games every morning in bed as a benchmark to see if I'm actually awake. If I can't solve Wordle, I shouldn't be driving to work.

I went to the Udvar-Hazy air and space museum today. I knew it was cool but the only specific thing I remembered was here was the Blackbird. I basically got jump scared by the Enola Gay. There's also a Concorde and a space shuttle. This place is incredible.

@atpfm @siracusa A machine in the shape of a laptop but with the safety of an iPad would surely be an "iBook", right?

I think of a lot of my stories as being "Twilight Zone but horny". Like, it's a mostly normal world as far as the main character knows, but then something weird [horny] happens and they have to deal with it.

tf, nudity, medical? 

Some absolutely awesome new art. Killer vibe in this one.

Artist post: furaffinity.net/view/56455843/

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re: last minute Easter lewds! 

Oh right we have some final art for the season that is.... of a shared theme :3

Taki and Procene having chocolaty snacks!

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Easterly lewd bunny art 

For all you horny Easter freaks, the results of those streams I was posting about (actually have a few more to do, but it's a busy weekend)

Taki, Roach, Kira

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latex pokegirl content 

What's the worst that could happen? I trust her!

For Taki

It is cruel that I have to go up stairs to leave the gym.

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