local cat with many beans @tenta@awoo.space

my new cat insists on waking me up at 5 in the morning every single day but he's just so lovably dumb i can't stay mad at him

24hr laundromats are a godsend

@Crys if you want any recommendations hmu i live there

see you can't just give me a character sheet and say "okay give them a name and personality" because then you end up with a weretoad named "kier mett" and like 16 discord messages that are all me going ":yyy" at my own shitty joke

i remembered that i actually impulse bought the 3-day pass for pax south n i'm real excited now

cool adult life tips: if you use a carpet cleaner for the LOVE OF GOD remember to empty the dirty tank when you're done. don't do it a month later. don't

self-care is eating half a pound of pistachios in one sitting

in other news i just annihilated a totem pokemon + its teammate with a single underleveled magby

can't help but feel like i'm bein fuckin uhhhhh excluded from my rp circle

but i also don't want to go to the dumb public/crossfandom server they rp on bc there's soooo much fucking drama and every single day it's something else??

"but tenta, that means you'll get less brownie"

fool. make a batch, take them out of the pan, and then eat them while the next batch bakes

technically you could make brownie edge pieces easily by just making the brownies in a cupcake pan

c i r c u l a r e d g e

@tiden you're a goddamned genius

gender? i don't even know her!

[sitcom laughtrack]

i only remembered i had the bras because my cat was sleeping on them, oops

hey this might be a little weird but i got like ?? some bras i bought at walmart but they turned out to not fit so i can't wear them

does anyone like,,,, want them

they don't have proper cup sizes or anything, they just say XXL which i thought would be big enough but I Was Wrong

discord may be down but hey look at my ribombee

yessssss i got the job

on my first wonder trade in ultra sun i got a lv 55 scyther holy shit

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