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what makes this social network different than twitter is that my comedy plays well here despite, or perhaps because of, the fact that i neither want nor expect to go into stand-up

Day 24 of #inktober on the plotter!

Gates

Very happy with the texture from the pen starting and stopping on the long strokes.

I am a very big fan of how the title screen for Turrican is directly lifted from a Manowar album cover

re: Lewd, My tits! 

@loki those are quality tits, i gotta say

@heatherhorns have you considered that being a jerk is kind of a jerk thing to do and i don't like jerks

four years later this is still the funniest image ive ever seen

kobold palette experimenting (WIP) 

eh? think I might be on to something?? exchanged my peaches n cream for strawberry cream

also trying on some snoot scalies at the suggestion of @kistaro :KoboldUwU:

but really, if anyone has any leads on software engineering work in the boston/cambridge/somerville MA area let me know, capitalism is destroying my unemployed body from the inside out and also rent is eating all my savings

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The devastating track of the pony's feet was the last misdeed that cut him off from all sympathy of Humanity. He

extremely disliking the fact that people selling extremely woo bullshit for hundreds or thousands of dollars are making it hard for me to search for glass or crystal orbs for me to buy just to make my place look rad, instead of chasing away negative 5G demons and balancing my vitals or whatever else these motherfuckers are trying to sell

halfway through making this post, it turned from "I'll dunk on this expensive piece of 'energy' nonsense" to an absolute existential crisis about how I will never write a joke as funny as the world itself. I urge you to read the image descriptions fully for this reason. I am fucking done. defeated. obliterated.

Guess who has a new car that has ignition issues and decided to slip into accessory every day and destroy the battery????

Me. It's me.

If anyone wants to help me out so I can pay my bills AND repair my car, here's my paypal.

Https://Paypal.me/emmilner

re: Terrible chat program idea, Implied faces and eye contact 

@artemis which, given my experience with teleconferencing and the relative ability of most people to use teleconferencing software, may as well just be the normal experience

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