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whats the ideal length of a pair of socks 

two feet

whats the ideal length of a pair of socks 

two feet

@RobinHood
As certain as the creak of bones
as silent as a catacomb
you think that you don't care for caramel, do you
He’s ready when you start to age
and filled with butterscotch and rage
he issues forth a sticky hallelujah

@RobinHood the first two lines made me think you were doing a hallelujah cover

@00dani i don't have it. also im very busy and very poor ;; id love to though

honestly i don't even remember anything that happened before april

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my game of the year was uh

well i sank like 600 hours into destiny 2 and i played some minecraft i guess

shit, did i play ANY new games this year

fuck

re: game awards 

at least among us punched WAY above its weight, i'm super impressed

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game awards 

worst best game candidate wins all the awards, yawn, sleep

re: food, dental question i already know the answer to 

@softgoat@computerfairi.es no matter what the interval is it's surely too long

re: mech keyboards, cute vulpix keys 

@astra oh my god oh my god ???? oh my god!!!!!!! oh my god

@Mottie i think i heard that it was happening once and saw the first page and then literally never heard of it ever again

re: gun violence ref 

@esvrld@octodon.social @a_lizard this is even funnier given the glitch in cyberpunk 2077 where dicks clip through pants

@quat@cybre.space i know someone who doesn't even like using "person" to refer to critters because they view even that term as human-centric

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