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bawdy 

"queer as in fuck you" in the streets, "queer as in fuck me" in the sheets

poggers... sus... cringe... woke. long ago the four nations lived in harmony

@deshipu@mastodon.technology what, pep 636? i looked it over and it doesn't look especially egregious...?

@deshipu@mastodon.technology thats a much bigger proportion of the language than javascript, to be fair

@owl@beach.city ironically, the danger zone has very calm weather suitable for major airliners

"liquid crystals?" ha ha, nice try. ain't fooling me with that nonsense

pokémon direct 

i was getting worried the pokémon company forgot we existed

too bad we're never gonna get another gen 2 remake because johto isn't kanto but i'll take what i can get i guess

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pokémon direct 

new snap whatever
d/p remakes whatever
pokémon legends has cyndaquil as a starter option Hell Yeah

"You are the chosen one."
"Me?"
"You. The evil god wakes. Without you, he cannot be defeated."
"What must I do?"
"Ask your grandmother to come out of retirement."
"What?"
"She's the ultimate warrior."
"But... Why don't you ask her?"
"She is scary!"
"She's not!"
"We chose wisely."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

it'll happen to you too?
but Huh. It's a dragon...

"so wait... if YOU'RE not a pilot but you played one on tv... and I'M not a pilot but i stayed at a holiday inn express... then who's flying the plane???"

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